Wordsmith. Financial Genius. Advocate of All Good Things.

hi welcome to my site I don’t have any games sorry but its pretty cool check it out.

Writing

This is where my New Yorker piece will go


Maybe the Paris Review here?


This will be a book or some shit


Clients

2024

Financial advisor to:
Hunter Biden
Warren Buffet(‘s failson nephew)
Client E

Contact Me

Don’t

Contact me only for professional inquiries or if you just want to shoot the shit.

I’m a billionaire and also Guinness world record holder of the coolest guy in the world award. Bio incoming.

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